Saturday, 2 May 2015

YAWN


Please wait a moment while I take a selfie
and show you my lips. I love my lips
If I hold the camera at a certain angle, I look more flattering
I want to look my most flattering
Take notice of me, I'm so pretty. Compliments make me prettier
I'm wearing a crop top today so must take a snap my perfectly toned stomach
But I feel so fat today. Oh well, your 'likes' will assure me I am really not!!
Mwah
If I stand at a certain angle my bum looks bigger
Big bums are sexy, I must capture my reflection in the mirror.
I'm so sad today, can you tell from my pout?
I'm so happy today, can you tell from my pout?
I'm sat on a bus, can you tell from my pout?
Please wait a moment while I scroll through my selfies
aahhh

2 comments:

  1. Cute hun!

    Hope you'll take the time to check out my blog and let me know what you think! ;)

    Helen xx
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  2. This was totally awesome, haha. It's always a pout.

    http://aroseisinbloom.blogspot.com/

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